The Wall of Names - Global Arcade Leaderboards
This is the modern version of three letters on a CRT: the top 50 scores for every machine on Arcade.now, ranked by score with ties broken by whoever got there first. Guests appear under their chosen nickname, and Google sign-in locks your entries to your name across every device you play on.
Use the tabs to switch machines and time windows - "today" is the honest fight, "all time" is the hall of fame. Chasing something fairer? The daily challenge gives everyone the same seeded run, and each game's guide (like the Retro Racer strategy page) is the fastest way to climb this list legitimately.
Machines with Names to Beat
A rotating pick from the floor - Each link goes to the game's own page with its guide and controls.
- Flight School - penguins can't fly. this one didn't get the memo
- Barrel Climb - six girders up, a hundred barrels down
- Jetpack - some assembly required. aliens not included but present
- Loop Dash - speed is a religion. the hills are its church
- Sketch Rider - you draw the mountain. gravity does the rest
- Trick Quiz - every question is fair. your assumptions are not
- Wobble Run - running: harder than it looks. much harder
- Candy Stash - the candies keep falling. the dragon keeps waiting
- Maze Runner - the exit glows. everything else is fog
- Antbully - feed the colony. dodge the bullies. fear the glass
| # | Player | Score | Run time | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Anonymous20611 guest | 2,491 | 3:32 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 2 | Anonymous41519 guest | 1,519 | 1:59 | Aug 31, 2026 |
| 3 | Anonymous73051 guest | 1,013 | 1:25 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 4 | Tito-Alvarez ★ member | 776 | 1:20 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 5 | Anonymous22671 guest | 725 | 1:14 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 6 | Tito-Alvarez ★ member | 663 | 1:10 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 7 | Anonymous64680 guest | 646 | 1:02 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 8 | Anonymous40609 guest | 597 | 0:58 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 9 | Anonymous22671 guest | 588 | 0:58 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 10 | Tito-Alvarez ★ member | 572 | 1:02 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 11 | Anonymous73051 guest | 570 | 0:58 | Aug 30, 2026 |
| 12 | Anonymous73051 guest | 560 | 0:57 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 13 | Tito-Alvarez ★ member | 559 | 0:58 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 14 | Anonymous73051 guest | 557 | 0:58 | Aug 30, 2026 |
| 15 | Tito-Alvarez ★ member | 524 | 0:55 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 16 | Anonymous85249 guest | 503 | 0:55 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 17 | Anonymous44527 guest | 481 | 0:47 | Sep 1, 2026 |
| 18 | Anonymous40609 guest | 460 | 0:47 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 19 | Anonymous20611 guest | 442 | 0:41 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 20 | Anonymous42508 guest | 441 | 0:44 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 21 | Anonymous76458 guest | 434 | 0:43 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 22 | Anonymous73051 guest | 335 | 0:31 | Sep 2, 2026 |
| 23 | Anonymous40609 guest | 312 | 0:35 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 24 | Anonymous40609 guest | 287 | 0:31 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 25 | Anonymous40609 guest | 286 | 0:32 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 26 | Anonymous64680 guest | 231 | 0:30 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 27 | Anonymous64680 guest | 226 | 0:29 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 28 | Anonymous40609 guest | 225 | 0:29 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 29 | Anonymous97343 guest | 214 | 0:22 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 30 | Anonymous40609 guest | 212 | 0:26 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 31 | Anonymous41034 guest | 202 | 0:29 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 32 | Anonymous40609 guest | 188 | 0:20 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 33 | Anonymous40609 guest | 169 | 0:25 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 34 | Skylar-Chatter ★ member | 165 | 0:18 | Sep 1, 2026 |
| 35 | Anonymous73051 guest | 138 | 0:22 | Sep 2, 2026 |
| 36 | Anonymous25763 guest | 107 | 0:18 | Sep 3, 2026 |
| 37 | Anonymous40609 guest | 99 | 0:15 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 38 | Anonymous17143 guest | 89 | 0:13 | Aug 15, 2026 |
| 39 | Anonymous73051 guest | 89 | 0:13 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 40 | Anonymous40609 guest | 76 | 0:14 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 41 | Anonymous44527 guest | 64 | 0:10 | Sep 1, 2026 |
| 42 | Anonymous17143 guest | 62 | 0:12 | Aug 15, 2026 |
| 43 | Anonymous44527 guest | 54 | 0:10 | Sep 1, 2026 |
| 44 | Anonymous78958 guest | 51 | 0:08 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 45 | Anonymous73051 guest | 51 | 0:10 | Sep 2, 2026 |
| 46 | Anonymous94857 guest | 43 | 0:09 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 47 | Anonymous94857 guest | 43 | 0:09 | Aug 24, 2026 |
| 48 | Tito-Alvarez ★ member | 39 | 0:08 | Aug 27, 2026 |
| 49 | Anonymous77378 guest | 34 | 0:07 | Aug 26, 2026 |
| 50 | Anonymous89558 guest | 34 | 0:07 | Sep 1, 2026 |
How This Board Keeps Itself Honest
The house rules
- Scores post themselves. Runs submit automatically the moment they end; nothing is typed in.
- Impossible numbers bounce. Values a machine cannot produce are rejected at the door.
- Ties go to the clock. Equal scores rank by whoever got there first.
Every machine ranks by score, highest first. The "run time" column is context, not a tiebreaker - surviving longer usually is the strategy.
Want your name here? Pick one machine and commit. The Retro Racer page carries a full strategy section written for exactly this climb, and the daily seed is the perfect practice arena - Same layout all day, infinite retries, fresh start tomorrow.